Food for fun?
Went over to meng 姐's house on the 4th of Feb after a day of rather short lessons. Initially had planned to study the moment we get there but knowing Meng... Haaa.... it became me playing the Chinese version of Monopoly.
Meng 姐 said the voice of the game characters reminded her of my 'act cute' voice that she thought I would like this game.
Other couples have 夫妻相 (I think is this one) but for Meng 姐, I think it's more like 姐弟相 ba. Lols, haha.
Test yesterday on the 5th Feb was both sad as well as rather diaos. Think my work attachment is also finalised and I had to go to my second choice namely because the lecturer in charge of me thought that the first company I picked had areas that would not benefit me at all...
Who is this lecturer in charge of me? None other then my QMGT lecturer last semester. Diaos. And I thought that I could barely passed her module or something I have to see her as well?
Lols. Location of my workplace is.. Changi Airport's warehouse area restricted the public. Not complaining because fate wants me to be there by cancelling my first choice?
SMKT test simply meant that about 95% of the class cheated. (Maybe I cheated by 10%). Everybody had taken down notes and were reading them like there's no tomorrow.
Mr Yii looked up and me and went, "Good luck," Ok. I know I am the SMKT teacher's pet. Wkakaka... it helps that I worked 'wonders' on the first test.
Tactics used in test:
All in all, the tatics I have used only is point 6 (The part on letting Eleganza members copying) but then again, Students will cheat or they will not be acknowledged as students, right?
For my case, I managed to answer all the questions despite forgetting certain points and left no blanks at the end of the day (I did study) in contrast to my peers who despite cheating, left blanks. Dioas and lols.
Even though they could copy from time to time, but at the end of the day, students themselves tend to leave blanks in certain areas because 1) They could not 'draw' out the right notes for the question and the lecturer may be suspicions if the action is repeated frequently 2) Forgot what to write about even though they have studied.
The 'suai' part is that Randolph and Kit both got caught by Mr Yii. All I can say is really 'suai' because like I mentioned, most of us are indeed, cheating. The punishment is really... Ouch.
Not in the mood to study all thanks to the restricted timeline of the exams plus my holidays got cut short by work attachment as well. Super sian but I will at least start studying something later or I cannot graduate.
Hmm... then on my way to the enrichment course yesterday, I had to transfer MRT and so, you can pretty much assume that the station swelled up with many passengers as well. The lady in front of me was on her cell phone and I was pretty much in a daze and haste to get to my destination.
As I wheeled into a corner, I saw the lady in front of me stumbling into the train as her right heel shoe flew (literally) a few meters away. I merely stood there and watched while the lady got up and went, "Who stepped on my shoe?"
Soon, the drama died down and the train resumed it's journey. I don't think I have caused the woman to fly even though I am behind her namely because I was wearing slippers (How on earth would slippers actually step on the heel again?) and also, there was another male passenger next to me. The whole point I am trying to make is: Why on earth do women wear high heels anyway?
Forget the whole shit load of information derived from mass media that highlights it's fashionable. I understand that but is there a need to even though research has shown that it is detrimental to women in the long run? I always thought there is no difference in modern women's high heels with ancient women's 'lotus foot'.
Why? Simple. Women all suffer just so to look beautiful in their youth and prime years. Another statement. While it is ok to wear high heels, has the woman in the accident considered:
Meng 姐 said the voice of the game characters reminded her of my 'act cute' voice that she thought I would like this game.
Other couples have 夫妻相 (I think is this one) but for Meng 姐, I think it's more like 姐弟相 ba. Lols, haha.
Test yesterday on the 5th Feb was both sad as well as rather diaos. Think my work attachment is also finalised and I had to go to my second choice namely because the lecturer in charge of me thought that the first company I picked had areas that would not benefit me at all...
Who is this lecturer in charge of me? None other then my QMGT lecturer last semester. Diaos. And I thought that I could barely passed her module or something I have to see her as well?
Lols. Location of my workplace is.. Changi Airport's warehouse area restricted the public. Not complaining because fate wants me to be there by cancelling my first choice?
SMKT test simply meant that about 95% of the class cheated. (Maybe I cheated by 10%). Everybody had taken down notes and were reading them like there's no tomorrow.
Mr Yii looked up and me and went, "Good luck," Ok. I know I am the SMKT teacher's pet. Wkakaka... it helps that I worked 'wonders' on the first test.
Tactics used in test:
- Have a jacket handy- If your notes are small enough, (like dear Hui Ping's) then hide them in a pocket of the jacket or a hidden compartment of it. (Of course wearing the jacket may have worked much better but still...)
- Sitting stance- Like Sushan had demonstrated yesterday, sit in a certain angle/pose to hide the notes on your legs for the whole 1.5 to 2 hours. Not recommended for restless people.
- Hand phones- The tactic that modern students would use but also, their pitfall in the matter. Simply take photos of the notes and pray that lecturers don't catch you looking at the phone.
- Pencil cases- Large enough to hide certain slips of papers after all.
- Writing on hand- A tactic I doubt people will still be using given the technology issue. Just write staff on hands, palms etc
- And the best one, 'Alliances in strategic copying'- Like the name implies, team up with a classmate and reliable friend good in studies. Allow some 'sneak peek' of the answers by hinting at the questions. Or in other cases, 'Take out the staple and distribute the entire paper to a friend for copying' (Thanks to Sushan and Zhang Meng)
PS: I will not be held responsible if the person who attempted my cheating styles is caught. Thank you for your kind understanding in the matter. Have a nice day.
For my case, I managed to answer all the questions despite forgetting certain points and left no blanks at the end of the day (I did study) in contrast to my peers who despite cheating, left blanks. Dioas and lols.
Even though they could copy from time to time, but at the end of the day, students themselves tend to leave blanks in certain areas because 1) They could not 'draw' out the right notes for the question and the lecturer may be suspicions if the action is repeated frequently 2) Forgot what to write about even though they have studied.
The 'suai' part is that Randolph and Kit both got caught by Mr Yii. All I can say is really 'suai' because like I mentioned, most of us are indeed, cheating. The punishment is really... Ouch.
Not in the mood to study all thanks to the restricted timeline of the exams plus my holidays got cut short by work attachment as well. Super sian but I will at least start studying something later or I cannot graduate.
Hmm... then on my way to the enrichment course yesterday, I had to transfer MRT and so, you can pretty much assume that the station swelled up with many passengers as well. The lady in front of me was on her cell phone and I was pretty much in a daze and haste to get to my destination.
As I wheeled into a corner, I saw the lady in front of me stumbling into the train as her right heel shoe flew (literally) a few meters away. I merely stood there and watched while the lady got up and went, "Who stepped on my shoe?"
Soon, the drama died down and the train resumed it's journey. I don't think I have caused the woman to fly even though I am behind her namely because I was wearing slippers (How on earth would slippers actually step on the heel again?) and also, there was another male passenger next to me. The whole point I am trying to make is: Why on earth do women wear high heels anyway?
Forget the whole shit load of information derived from mass media that highlights it's fashionable. I understand that but is there a need to even though research has shown that it is detrimental to women in the long run? I always thought there is no difference in modern women's high heels with ancient women's 'lotus foot'.
Why? Simple. Women all suffer just so to look beautiful in their youth and prime years. Another statement. While it is ok to wear high heels, has the woman in the accident considered:
- That her heels may have being stuck in the hole (whether she is aware of it or not) or have contributed to the accident in some way, eg: lose threads, worn heels
- Can't you move any faster? Obviously because she is restricted in her movement as well as speed due to those heels.
- Has she no sense of timing? Please understand the rush hour timing and MOVE QUICKER inside the compartment to continue your conversation de la.
- Just that you 'suai'?
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