A quick(joking) checklist

Copied this off another blog and since I figured I can get a kick from my answers... why not?

Do you need him/her to be good looking?

No, not really.

Smart?

Smarter then me is preferred. I prefer 不用脑 after all.

Preferred age?

I accept a maximum age gap of 10 years senior or junior.

Preferred height?

Taller then me and all guys pass... LOLS

How about sense of humor?

A MUST have because I cannot keep up with boredom.

How about piercings?

If he wants to experiment, go ahead but not overdo it.

Accepts you for who you are?

YES. 100%. Otherwise, I see no point in a relationship and would rather remain single.

Pink hair?

Just for Laughs then yea. I probably would do it for a prank. Flee in terror...

Mushy or no?

Depends. Majority of the time though, no please.

Thin or fat?

As long as the parameters show average then fine.

Black, Brown or White (skin color)?

Does this really matter?

Long hair or short hair?

Depends. I mean, it is his decision.

Smells good?

Matters not. No overdosage of perfume and body ordour though.

Smoker?

Best NO!

Drinker?
Occasional then that's fine.

Girl/Boy-next-door type?

Do I have to sterotype in the first place?

Muscular?

Nice but not a must.

Plays piano?
Not reallly. I can only appreciate that much music.

Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?

Haaa.... Hell no. I don't want a rock band.

Plays violin?

Nice... But well... not a must.

Sings very good?
Not a requirement but if that's his talent...

Vain?

Obviously not. I can only tolerate it to such an extent.

With glasses?

No matter...

With braces?

No matter...

Shy type?

Depends on the situation in general. I'll say about 30-40%?

Rebel or good boy/girl?

Both would be good. I don't want one completely obedient nor do I want one completely bad-boy.

Active or passive?

Juat strike a balance.

Tight or bomb?

Huh? I don't get this part...

Singer or dancer?

How about up to the guy?

Stunner?

With diamonds then maybe but also, I don't really know how to answer this one...

Hiphop?
If he dances I don't really care.

Earrings?

Normal places and not freaky places in huge quantities (Check out the tribal people)

Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?

NO!!! Big time. Not because I get jealous but I will get SICK of it.

Dimples?

Errr.....

Bookworm?

Just don't get started on books I don't like...

Mr/Ms. love letter?

I will most probably lose the paper and watch it resurface years later so depends...

Playful?

Yes. Without a doubt.

Flirt?

Even if i said no honestly think that the guy will comply? Tough luck...

Poem writer?

For what? I have no indication of dating a too mushy guy.

Serious?

Depends on the situation. But I prefer him not so...

Painter?

Can I even sell the paintings for cash when I don't have room for them? No need to la.

Religious?

He needs to respect other religion irregardless of his religion.

Someone who likes to tease people?

That's... ok if it's a froendly tease with friends. Not on more serious matters though.

Computer games geek? Or internet freak?

Spare me... Actually, guide and teach me would have been better...

Speaks 20 languages?

Learning to say 'I love you' in 20 languages justs makes me go diaos...

Loyal or faithful?

Again the common answer- Without a doubt both. If I have to choose then I go with Faithful.

Good kisser?

Hmm... depends ba... Define good kissing first.

Loves children?

Well... I think in general all humans will love children and so... up to him.

In any case, I finally went to make-receive (combination of make and receive on spot) my pass. God was the process annoying and what the hell, I had to pay $7.49 just to get a seasonal pass? But I think some of the benefits includes certain discounts by purchasing stuff at the airports (Not that I will be purchasing...)

Let's see...

This is so sucky... Ahh... I really look like an old hag sia.