Bang! Bye,bye..

I don't want to make my blog laggy so yea, I will not be posting the pictures of the animals in the zoo(on 23 Dec). If people wanna see, I recommend Kitty's blog though. Besides, she surmises it pretty well, save the 'play-girl' part. Well, to put it simply, changing boyfriends one after another in a span of two months and each relationship is not even a year is like...d-uh.

Speaking of which, I spy with my canine eyes, a 'cheap' (Kitty said so) couple ring in her purse (Well, I obtained her permission. Besides, what's wrong with their guardian looking into their purses?) Back to the ring, so loving. I wonder when will they get married..?

Mon-mon's eyesight is.... Damn terrible. So many animals were plainly obvious and yet she's like,"Where?"(Even ELEPHANTS she cannot see) Scary sia... Seriously. Not only that, whatever animal we came across, she had to go, "这个拿去BBQ会很好吃" And I was like, "food?". The bird-mushroom..Lols..

Then today woke up at a record breaking 4 pm. I slept at 4 plus am de. Why? Well, it was a count-down Christmas party with TFT(Team Fat Tigers) and I ended up l playing an addicting card game called, "Bang!"

The game was set in the cowboy era and you get to be Sheriff(police chief), Deputy sheriff(officers) ,Outlaws(terrorists) and a Renegade(Erm... Can be strategist). I played it 4 times and 2 times I ended up with... The Renegade card. Damn it.

Roles:(Up to 7 players)

1. Sheriff- Simple goal. Kill all the outlaws and have a stand-off with the renegade to maintain law and order as well as to retain his position. Be careful about killing your own people(vice deputy) or risk the penalty. This card is open(everyone knows who is the sheriff)
2. Deputy Sheriff- To protect the Sheriff by killing all outlaws and the renegade to win the game.(Keep it to yourself and follow the goal line)
3. Outlaws(numbers range from 1 to 3)- To kill the Sheriff to win the game. Can kill another outlaw as well.(Keep it to yourself and follow the goal line)
4. Renegade- To be the last man in the game. To manipulate the others to kill everyone but the sheriff. Then, it's a showdown between them.(Keep it to yourself and follow the goal line)

So you see why I hate the renegade. I am just not that manipulative. The other two times, I end up with Deputy sheriff and an outlaw.

The time when I was a deputy sheriff, I could not protect the sheriff because I had no luck in drawing ranged weapons to take down the outlaws. (Yes, range) So I die first.

Lucky I am not born in the cowboy era... I am already dead ma. The best part was when Uncle Micheal and Uncle Jason had to 'bang' each other (Sheriff vs the Outlaw. Sorry to Renegade) Both took a long time to die sia... like Auntie Angie went, "This sheriff is 一个打不死的蟑螂" but in the end, he also goes down because, he has no more cards left to 'defend' himself.

Uncle Micheal is the worst sheriff because he always targets me and I went, "Corrupted Officer! WAhhh!!!"

So you see why it's so addictive- It's not the game more like how the members of TFT were playing it(They were killing each other to such a laughable degree)

Despite always getting killed all the time, I had fun with it too. Can you imagine the two idiotic deputy sheriffs kill each other? It happened.