Reason I never enter a relationship

Seriously, recalling that incident is making my stomach ache from laughing too much. See, what happened was that my brother came to my grandmother's house(currently,I am staying there too), and proudly exclaim everything like, "Ya. I got girlfriend. She chio one!"

I rolled my eyes again and again. I observed the fact that he kept text massaging and was like, relaxing in a suave way and I raised my eyebrows in mock smugness.

The ultimate part was when we had dinner(seriously,I dun think I was eating) He went into another room,most probably to text massage his sweetheart(sly smirk), Uncle went, "See la. He got girlfriend called honey(He really called out honey like a boyfriend), dear and what else you youngsters got huh?"

"Err... Sweetheart?" I supplied as he went, "Sweetheart. But too long la. I think call darling de." I was pratically laughing by then and the mutton was tossed back into my plate. My brother finally came out. Uncle dramatically went, "Dear, I miss you. When I see the rice, I think of you. I see the fish, i think of your mouth." I was laughing, clutching to my stomach.(The fish mouth-The fish mouth. Laughing. Got qing diao)

Bro went, I think I no need to eat liaos. Uncle here went, "Oh, then just hand him some water. When you are in love, just drink water also full liaos." True la...

Finally, it became,
Uncle: Wait, she chio or not?
Brother: Chio!
Uncle:She thin of fat?
Brother: Thin
Uncle: Then she more chio then popo?(grandmother)
Brother: .... Popo chio lahx! (Wah lao)

Next up, it became as though they were already engaged. I mean, he even talked about helping her to cook sia! I really dun want to eat the "Ai xin can"...It's overflowing with sweetness that I cant handle.

What the... It's no wonder I tend to keep a low profile(actually, any sensible teen would do that ba). Such a hectic.... (anime sweatdrop)