The Joke's all on Protein Powder

My results were, lousy and expected la. Not that it really mattered to me much. I really can pass all theory if I just know the exam questions will come up.

Because I secured an A+ for DT(Distribution and Transport) I was so happy. Oh yea, for the results of the paper I left in an hour, I got an A. Must be careless in some areas ba... Then the rest are B's and C's.

Can't win them all. I really am not that clever to begin with...

Today, played the kept away Wii again. This time with my little cousin, Bami. And the end result was that I was sweating heavily and had to change again to go out for dinner.

What was the intense workout, I think it was more because we were playing some amazing tennis that ended up in a tie again and again. My right arm is aching now. Does baseball involve hitting me? Ouch...

Went to eat some spicy frog porridge.It was so spicy that I had to blow my nose just to finish a bowl. Since it was at a coffee shop, I also noticed some beer-girls.

Went to Marine Parade later to say, "I am so going to Swensen's," Lols, copyright to Swensens.

But in the car, things got really funny as the topic on 'bullshit' became a 'rabbit'(the zodiac animal)
Dad: Well, I am a rabbit ma. Rabbits eat, shit and shag all day long.
Me: Yea right. Yea, you shag la.
Brother: Oh, I think this needs Protein powder.
Me: Oh my god! What has Protein powder got to do with sex?
Dad: I think Alvin dunnoe what it means. (Laughing)

And the joke went on even in Swensens. Speaking of which, I should drop the mature joke and address the service staff of Swensens for awhile.

It's not the first time that an accident occurs at the Swensens branch at Marine Parade. It's understandable that it was crowded by the time we arrived but here's where all the fun begins:

1. Little to no communication- We were waiting for seats and had to tell 4 different service crew 'Table for 7'.
2. Addressing of customers from behind- This rilled dad who saw the group behind us going ahead. The service crew then apologised and told us to wait for the table. (It's common courtesy to ask the first customer instead of the customer behind the line)
3. The ice cream took a long time to come- I was joking, "Oh, maybe it's the speed that Singapore will be hit by one." If you know geography, I had sarcastically meant, "Never come"

I am not actually lodging a complain or anything, it's just that if accidents like this keeps happening from a branch which we rarely go to, what's the point of actually going there regularly?

Anyway, ordered some side dishes and finally, the 'Earthquake'. It seems abit hilarious to say the least that all 7 of us aimed at the ice cream.

Then the topic also shifted to hunted house and I was even asked if I ever had a dream on ghosts. I recalled vaguely Yea. Also, I never want to go to Auntie Bam's hometown in Thailand if there are appearances of 鬼火(Ghost Fire) or 'catching' of heads....

And on the journey back,
Dad: Hey Alvin, you know that the word shag has two meanings?
Me: (Walking behind them to the car) Sex and Tired.
Dad: Yea. Wonder where you learn these things. Corrupted ah?

I could have told him I learnt from a movie though.

And so, in the car, I kept hinting at dad to use Protein powder to 'shag'. Wkakaka. Sexual education in my family is really amusing.

Condo=condom... Shag must go with Protein powder. Well, what can I say?